May 8

Category: Quotes

I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.
- Garrison Keillor

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May 7

Category: Quotes

“It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.”
- Krishnamurti

Effing A, buddy. Effing A.

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Mar 12

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Category: Rambles

Be wary, my friends; the time has come again for Easter. And Easter can only mean one thing: peep rebellion!

As you can see, I experienced a small uprising from the sticky little bastards.

Fortunately I was able to quell the guerilla forces through tactics and attrition. My keyboard may have suffered slight sugar damage, though.

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Feb 8

Category: Quotes

“What I need is a movie that’s an hour and a half of River Tam beating up dinosaurs.”

-Randall Munroe, creator of xkcd

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Nov 1

Construct Qualities

Category: Humor, Quotes

More neogeek hyjinx.

<Mael> You two are very deluded.

<neogeek> I’m also a dinosaur.

<neogeek> You’d think the cross-classing penalties would be pretty harsh, but they’re actually not that bad.

<Mael> So now you’re ninja robot time-traveling dinosaur?

<Wolfwood> awesome

<Mael> Please don’t encourage him.

<neogeek> No, I can’t be a ninja. I’m a dinosaur. I think ninjas have a race restriction.

<neogeek> Something about opposable thumbs.

<neogeek> gaou.

Which led to…

Dwip: Isn’t half-construct a template anyway?

Whir: Half-construct ninja… Now my wheels are turning…

Dwip: And there’s no inherent CC penalty for animal HD.

Whir: Time-traveler is a class.

Dwip: So all he’s really doing is taking time-traveller and ninja levels.

Whir: And somehow I doubt it’s the favored for half-construct dinosaur.

Dwip: So all he’s got to do is keep within a level of each other.

Dwip: It’s only 10% anyway.

Whir: I think he just added ninja, unfortunately.

Dwip: That’ll burn a bit, then.

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